1. bitch-about-it:

    My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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  2. losingeden:

scottthepilgrim:

otb-blazemaster:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

I take offence to the first comment because i am a nerd who wears a fedora and has been friend zoned before

boy you best trade in that dumbass fedora for a snapback if you wanna get women

Reblogging for commentary.

    losingeden:

    scottthepilgrim:

    otb-blazemaster:

    diseonfire:

    thepfa:

    nohetero:

    scottthepilgrim:

    which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

    yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

    in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

    That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

    Well that backfired spectacularly.

    I take offence to the first comment because i am a nerd who wears a fedora and has been friend zoned before

    boy you best trade in that dumbass fedora for a snapback if you wanna get women

    Reblogging for commentary.

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  3. Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
    – Unknown (via golden-needle)

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  4. inprnt:

"Portrait of a Family" by Jessica Warrick on INPRNT

    inprnt:

    "Portrait of a Family" by Jessica Warrick on INPRNT

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  6. baracknobama:

    theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

    and im there like image

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  7. retroactiveeurydices:

    oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

    retroactiveeurydices:

    koalatea:

    i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

    12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

    explain how

    money can be exchanged for goods and services

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  9. spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

    spoken-not-written:

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

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